Make Your Honeymoon Memorable In Just 5 Easy Steps
Below mentioned are the 5 easy steps you should always follow when on a first honeymoon.
1- Check into the honeymoon suite before the help desk closes for the night. That said, weddings run late, and if you wait until after the reception to check into your room, you might be out of luck. Most help desks close around 9 PM. Some are open later, but few (at least, few in fancy hotels) are open 24 hours. If you show up at midnight after your reception, you may not be able to get your key. The last thing you want on your wedding night is to be homeless!
2- Take a shower first and foremost. I know that you’re probably more than ready to jump into bed with your new bride after celebrating at your reception all night, but do yourself and your leading lady a favor and take a shower first. Think about it – what did you do at the reception? You probably danced all night and drank a lot of alcohol in stuffy, hot clothing. So, you’ve been sweating. Make sure that you’re squeaky clean instead of damp and smelly. A quick five minute shower will go a long way.
3- After your wedding reception, you will probably be hungry. Yes, I know you’ll eat at your reception, but believe me – you will be hungry again. While ordering room service is easy enough to do, you’ll really wow your bride if you have her favorite snack waiting for her when you get there. This also cuts down on the time it takes until you can get down to business – you don’t have to wait for the food to arrive.
4- Surprise her with some satin skivvies. It’s her wedding night and she wants it to be perfect. No, you can’t suddenly somehow grow a few more inches or get that six-pack that she fantasizes about. What you can do is make the night a bit special by choosing some hot boxers or briefs. Wearing your holey, stained “old faithfuls” just won’t cut it. If you’re uncomfortable wearing anything out of the ordinary during the ceremony and reception, bring some to change into after you shower.
5- If you’re tired, don’t push it. Your first time as a new couple should be special, and if you’re too beat to do anything more than to just go throught the motions, consider having your “wedding night” the next morning. She’ll appreciate it more if her memories are of amazing foreplay and mind-blowing orgasms rather than sleepy sex. Some may feel like it is a bad omen to not consummate on your wedding night – but you should do what is best for both of you. Ask yourself which is worse? Waiting to have sex or having really bad sex?
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